My sister just asked my Mom if she could get her ears pierced. "Sure," my Mom said.
Ack. I hate pierced ears. Humans have enough holes in their head without putting any there on purpose.
So then we had a discussion of it. My sister wants my Mom to come.
Then my Grandma pipped in that the ear is "very, very important. You don't fool around with it."
Which led to a conversation about how big my Grandma's ear lobes are.
Oh, spare me.
If we were having this conversation at school, there would be a whole imaginative thing involving piercings that somehow led to some epic battle against Godzilla and then there would be one Your Mom joke and then some references to kinky sexuality.
Obviously, I miss school.
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