Pierced Ears

My sister just asked my Mom if she could get her ears pierced.  "Sure," my Mom said.
Ack.  I hate pierced ears.  Humans have enough holes in their head without putting any there on purpose. 
So then we had a discussion of it.  My sister wants my Mom to come.
Then my Grandma pipped in that the ear is "very, very important.  You don't fool around with it."
Which led to a conversation about how big my Grandma's ear lobes are. 
Oh, spare me. 
If we were having this conversation at school, there would be a whole imaginative thing involving piercings that somehow led to some epic battle against Godzilla and then there would be one Your Mom joke and then some references to kinky sexuality. 
Obviously, I miss school.

Tesla, You're Making Problems for Me

Today, a certain friend sent me a link to this. It's a nifty looking device, no?
Because of the overtures this friend has been sending me now for over two months, I believe this person is trying to send the message they want me to use this on them, which is certainly a temptation.
Last night, I was considering if I would be okay allowing a man to worship me, but not be involved with in beyond fulfilling each other's fetish.  (I, obviously, like worship, he, in this theoretical I was constructing, is a foot fetishists and likes to massage feet.)  No romantic attachment, or at least no traditional romantic attachment.  I think, with the right young man, I'd be game. 
The problem is finding a young man like that.  And affording a device like the one above.